Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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