Its about making memories worth repressing
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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