I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
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She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
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I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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