Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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