Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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