So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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