What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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