i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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