just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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