she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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