Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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