Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
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well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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