did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
you didnt know i had herpes?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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