Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
You almost got us killed.
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Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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