belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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