For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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