Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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