have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
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We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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