Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
She's JV to your varsity
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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