Apparently you make a good broom.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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