I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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