the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
