hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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