he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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