I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Small penises have feelings too.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
