yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I am one with the molecules
I need water and some morals
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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