My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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