so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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