Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
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Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
The power of my boobs compel you
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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