This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
We are two peas in an std pod
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
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Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Panties = found
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