ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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