I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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