How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
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I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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