these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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