I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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