Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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