The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
its not stalking. its research.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
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What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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