he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
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It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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