Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
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Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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