It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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