But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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