Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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