That's when you crack a 10am beer
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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