That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
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I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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