no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Randomize
