Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
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I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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