So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
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If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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