do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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