He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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