what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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