she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
