I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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