i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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