Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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