took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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