I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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